Yahoo to the Rescue
Chuck Ponzi August 30th, 2005
As many of you are aware, I spend far too much of my personal time thinking about, worrying about, and generally fretting about the world we live in and the kind of people we live with including the financial decisions they make. I have a personal theory, called the Yahoo theory, that basically states that even mainstream media isn’t dumbed down enough for the general US population. Why, you ask? - It has to do with sensationalism. Mainstream media is like a rabid chihuahua that needs a heavy sedation. On TV, images flash at us for seconds, and whole lives pass before our eyes in less than the time it takes to decide which super meal we’re going to eat at McDonalds. No, TV is too cerebral for most Americans, we need the internet to slow us down. When I see something on Yahoo news, it’s just about dumb enough and just about slow enough for some people to actually read. I don’t personally have anything against Yahoo news, they provide a valuable service to the wondering masses, but the points they make are either so obviously wrong, or so pedestrian, it makes it difficult to discern what they were really setting out to do.
Here are some things I recently found using the Yahoo theory that I know you’ll love:
BUYING THE AMERICAN DREAM: WHAT IT COSTS TO LIVE WELL: a Forbes special
I’ll spare you the details, but basically, it’s a rundown of how much you would need to make to live “well”, not opulently. But, most of these things are beyond the hope and reach of most of the US. However, it’s interesting to note that these are likely the exact things today’s “strivers” are attempting to get in life, and the direct cause of our real estate and credit bubble. While I know that these things will never be mine, it’s hard to imagine in today’s world how you can both make the $370K they suggest to do things like have a vacation home and send kids to private school, and have the life to actually go on vacations or even have kids! But, the most sickening portion of this entire rundown was actually not even a part of the main story… I looked at each of the detailed expenses for each of the cities here. The most disgusting and troubling was the last line of “expenses”, labeled “SAVINGS”. Can anyone guess what the average savings rate (savings divided by income) they recommend for a well to do family? It was a mind jarring 1% OR LESS in most cases.
To put this in perspective, you would need to work for 37 years to save 1 years’ worth of income for retirement assuming an 8% return, and 3% inflation. I guess you could live well until you stopped working, and then it’s into the poorhouse, or cut your expense dramatically. If you didn’t reach these peak earning years until you were 35, you would need to work nonstop until you were 72 just to retire until you were 73, or 74 if you really stretch it.
Luckily for you, death will come quickly, as you will have worked yourself to an early end anyway. Thanks, Forbes, you just made my day.
If the Housing Bubble Breaks… Protecting yourself from a Housing Bubble
While the title itself is a question, the first line reads “The run-up in home prices in many markets around the country makes it a matter of when and where, not if, the housing bubble bursts.” This makes me wonder if someone dumbed down the title after the NAR asked them to go more kindly to reduce potential panic induced to the masses. The article goes on to make some suggestions as follows:
1. Don’t borrow against home equity
2. Build Equity against equity repayment
3. Take a fixed rate mortgage instead
4. Make a larger down payment on your home
5. Live in your home for the long haul
Do I think those who read Yahoo news will actually follow these recommendations? Probably some of them will be fooled, but that’s all it takes.
In a recent discussion on www.thehousingbubble2.blogspot.com, a site I frequent, a recent debate took place over whether well known housing cheerleader and president of NAR David Lereah was going to hell for recent comments that paying off your home was both “unsophisticated”, and meant that “you probably did not manage your funds efficiently over the years” if you did so. What’ s surprising is the opposing viewpoint of Yahoo’s article to Mr. Lereah’s recent hollow-sounding comments. In fact, I would probably say that all 5 of the points the article makes are diametrically opposing to the NAR’s objective.
Which leads me to my conclusion… If this isn’t the top, I don’t know what is. In recent weeks, Alan Greenspan has recently upped his rhetoric on the housing asset bubble, Robert Shiller is sticking by his story, and Paul Krugman has weighed in that the top is now. If the greatest economic minds of this country can unanimously and simultaneously be wrong, we truly have no hope of understanding our financial world.