No reasonable person can say that they didn’t see this one coming. Although it has been reported on several other sites and blogs, I wanted to pay my respects to our nearly departed friend, Condoflip.com.
Condoflip was a great idea for specuvestors (pump & dump) to trade (boiler-room style?) condos through a slick front-end over the internet without so much as having to do your homework, run various investment scenarios, or even visit the condo.
This was real-estate’s moment to try to shoot themselves in the foot.
You see, the value of adding this “alternate market” is that the existing one is terribly inefficient and filled with graft, subterfuge, and unnecessary intercessions. Condoflip was to end all that (and provide a nice chunk of funneled business to the founder, Zilbert Realty). It was going to be the NASDAQ of condo buying.
I am certain that they have since realized that disintermediation of their own business would mean that they would no longer be getting fat commission checks on fewer transactions, but thinner commission checks on far more transactions. Doesn’t work if there aren’t any transactions coming through.
What’s going on.
The web page sports a brand new anti-bubble saying:
Bubbles Are For Bathtubs
Uh, does that strike anyone as something like a playground taunt? Do any astute property investors really believe that? It reminds me of a Romanian Proverb:
- Prostul nu e prost destul dacă nu e şi fudul!
- Translation: “A fool must be conceited to be foolish enough!”
Volume is way down from last year. Prices have stabilized and are going to be falling due to out-of-control inventory, and on top of that, transactions are stagnating and failing. In short, the traditional market is collapsing as we speak. Condoflip’s website says:
We’ve decided to postpone the introduction of our new search engine until June 1, 2006. We’re doing this for a few reasons:
The Miami real estate market is currently sitting in an unusual “holding pattern”,and we found that while there are a growing number of units for sale, the buyers seem to be waiting to see what will happen
As things are with technology, it’s never a good idea to launch a high-transaction tool unless it is absolutely perfect. And, we’re fussy about quality. So, we’ve introduced some new features to our developers, and they need the extra time to make things just right
We’re in no rush to get the flipping of units going. We have predicted all along that 2007 will be the year of the Condo Flip, so we’re going to use this first half
of 2006 to get our rhythm going
Any thoughts?
1. What’s so unusual about the holding pattern? It hasn’t happened since the last housing bust.
2. Developers? Who are they kidding? This type of tool is a few weeks’ worth of work for any single web developer that is worth his salt. They are either blowing smoke, or complete fools with their resources. (you decide which one)
3. You’re in no rush to get to flipping because noone else is. You need buyers to flip, not just sellers.
I rarely try to predict, but I would venture a guess that 1 year from now, condoflip.com will officially be out of business.
Zilbert Realty will be having bigger problems to deal with than how many condos they can help flip; and more likely they will be funneling business to their core brokerage rather than off chasing some internet scheme; volume will kill the deal.

I said that Condoflip.com was the Pets.com of the housing bubble. But CondoFlop is so much better. Wish I had thought of it.
I hate to break it to you, but web development takes longer than a couple weeks work for a single developer.
Think what you want,
I have done web development, with Java, ASP, PHP, and ABAP. OK, so you might extend it to a full month’s worth of work (at most 6 weeks) to create an online content management system. (remember, I said programmer worth his/her salt)
In the end, the transaction is not going to happen over the internet, no matter how you look at it since you can only handle a few aspects of the transaction over the internet. There are too many laws governing the requirements of real estate transactions to allow otherwise.
It is, however too convenient that this issue is now 8 months old and it just so happens to be happening in “an unusual holding pattern”.
A little bit off topic but with due respect to john doe, I concur with michael dufel.
Any programmer worth his/her salt would realize this. You are not doing a pretty little page on myspace.com. You are doing are real world apps development. Real world apps development requires analysis, development, and QA.
All right,
Enough said. I guess I have spent my entire career redoing other developers’ work, so I get a bit jaded at their blatant lack of things like planning and QA.
John
I hate to break it to you, but web development takes longer than a couple weeks work for a single developer.
Condoflop.com has been online for over a year now. They had plenty of time to refine the tools before officially opening up for business.
You know what this is, don’t you?
HOUSING BUBBLE, MEET DOT-COM!
Remember dot-coms? The New Online Economy (TM)? Dot-coms run by 18-year-old geeks competing how fast they could go through investors’ money to furnish their cribs with new toys? When Internet stocks had nowhere to go but UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP?
Wow–Zilbert is a wind bag….He is so conceited he ACTUALLY thought he was going to outsmart everyone. He’s greedy, arrogant and UNSUCCESSFUL. His condo-flip scheme and the ‘re-branding’ into condo-supercenter is nothing more than a excuse to issue a press release to get higher rankings for his Wal Mart ‘supercenter-like’ http://www.zilbert.com.