RE Joke of the Week, 02-03-2007
Chuck Ponzi February 3rd, 2007
For this week’s joke, we’ve got to poke fun at the sheer number of real estate agents: there are now one for every 70 people in California!
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a real estate agent!”
The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate agent!”
Enjoy!
A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says: “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?”
Grandpa says: “Honey, why do you want me to do that?”
And the little girl says: “Well, Daddy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disney World!”