This one is for all of those real estate agents who are going to get laid off in the coming downswing:
Broker, to four of his agents: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to
let one of you go.”Black Agent: “I’m a protected minority.”
Female Agent: “And I’m a woman.”
Oldest Agent: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination
suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”..To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male Agent,
who thinks a moment, then responds: “I think I might be gay…”
