Chuck Ponzi March 4th, 2008

Rarely does the Chuck Ponzi Law of Unintended Consequences have such colorful supporters being quoted in Bloomberg.  Yesterday, Fed Chief Ben Bernanke suggested in a speech to bankers that the best option might be to reduce loan balances rather than pursuing legal foreclosures.

Remember, I stated:

The other is the physics of a forgiveness. Like Newton’s third law of physics, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. If Banks believe that they can lose up to 20 or 30% of the value of a home, they will begin to require borrowers to “self insure” by raising collateral requirements to mitigate their new risk. They will also likely offset the risk through higher risk spreads translating to substantially higher rates with stricter requirements for credit worthiness.

Bloomberg quoted the following:

We could not imagine that the policy response would be to pour napalm on the fire,” said Julian Mann, who helps manage $3.4 billion of bonds at First Pacific Advisors LLC. “I’m going to demand higher and higher rates” to buy mortgage debt if the collateral is altered, he said.

Go Julian.

BTW, banks will get their pound of flesh one way or the other.  The only thing left is for the government to start making housing payments for people.  I’d like a little of that action.  My rent is breaking me here in OC.  I’d also like to take a heloc out against my rental, go to Hawaii, buy a Hummer like my a-hole neighbor and have it paid off by the other taxpayers too.  Only, I realized that as a renter, I pay higher taxes anyway… D’Oh.

I guess the only logical conclusion left is to revert to anarchy if that happens.  I’ve been looking around for a good MAK90 like I used to have in college.  It’s hard to believe how much they’ve gone up in recent years.  Good ole Chinese manufacturing practices.

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