I shizit you not. You can’t make up this stuff:
6398 Tigers Eye Ct
Mira Loma, CA 91752
Description:
Beautiful 2 story home in a new community that shows a lot of pride of ownership! Maser bedroom offers a large bathroom with separate tub and shower with a lot of counter space. Other features include a brick fireplace, front covered patio, and 2 car electric garage. There is a large kitchen which offers a lot of cabinet space and an kitchen island, all this over looks into backyard. This home will definitely not last long!
To top it off: The house appears to be bank owned.
At $93/sq ft, it’s getting close to affordability… but you’ve got to clean up the house and back yard.
“Pride of ownership” seems to be one of those random phrases that realtors throw out because they lack the imagination to say anything useful. Kind of like a sportscaster’s cliche.
I’m sure the bank is really proud of this one
His parents would be so PROUD of the PRIDE they instilled in him. I’d love to see the inside of that mess!
He used the phrase “a lot” quite often. Sounded like it was written by a 3rd grader. It is getting cheaper, isn’t it? Not all places are very realistic though. I just stopped by a PUD down the street in San Gabriel that was asking almost 700k in a pretty crummy neighborhood. People are still dreaming.. I guess the banks are waking up faster though.
I know the property is located in Mira Loma… but the picture and comments looks like something from Baton Rouge, Lousisiana…. I’m sure the neighbors are just saying WTF right now!…. keep these profiles coming, I can’t stop laughing.
Looks like you can jump from your window into the next person’s house.
Fantastic. I’ll take three of these.
CA is so doomed. Glad I got out
Doesn’t look like the stucco was ever painted. Was it?
Deals.. not yet to be made.
Whats “maser” bedroom? Sounds like something a German engineer came up with during WWII.
No, a maser bedroom is like a laser bedroom, only with microwaves. It’s for when you’re too lazy to get up and mow your lawn, and would rather eat TV dinners in bed for weeks on end.
Microwave
Amplification through
Stimulated
Emission of
Radiation
(Laser is the same, but substitute Light for Microwave)
Dang,
I really need one of those Maser bedrooms!
Chuck
I believe “This home will definitely not last long!” is in reference to the fact that it will fall down within the next 10 years due to shoddy construction.