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Do you agree with Davidowitz?
Seems pretty bleak to me too. I’m trying hard to be an optimist, but it doesn’t seem like anything has improved, only gotten worse. In fact, California is now showing a 11.9% unemployment rate.
Even the supposed venerable and indestructible Los Angeles has an 11.6% rate and bulletproof Orange County has 9.2%. Those are all depression-era numbers when factoring in the
I’m finally back after an extended family vacation. We were in a remote area without even internet. GASP!
I’m ready to get back into the swing of things. Tell me what I missed. Anything new, or useful?
BMIT put up an interesting post the other day that I think needs to be read and reconsidered. Basically, there are still people flipping properties; it is unlikely that after the biggest bubble in the history of the world, that the crisis is over and properties can once again be resold for several hundred thousand dollars more by simply trimming some bushes, putting down sod and painting the picket fence. There are still too many people chasing limited opportunities and therefore overpaying for something that makes little economic sense. In a recession, economic sense should prevail.
Therefore, I ask the most difficult question regarding the property that OCR dragged up in San Diego:

San Diego Shack
In this corner, we have the lightweight contender. Weighing in at just 570 square feet, and surrounded by squalor, you can bask in the beauty of your red front door that leaves nothing to the imagination and your K-mart clearance special patio set. Luckily for you, you can now dry your clothes directly outside your front door with the convenient ledger board that is stapled to the outside of your quaint demi-cottage. Only you and your neighbor will know when you pass gas in this beautiful little near-beach house. IT HAS PRACTIALLY EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SURVIVE.
Similarly, I’ll compare it to this:

Laguna Niguel Shack
This quaint beach cottage has a measly 10,000 square feet, but who can be sure? It features subterranean parking, wine cellars, an opulent entry, is centrally located in Laguna Niguel near Monarch Beach and boasts a true 180 degree view of the ocean. Luckily, you won’t need to hang your clothes out to dry, you actually have a laundry room and servants quarters to ensure your underwear is neatly pressed day or night.
However, there’s something this house lacks that the San Diego house has. It’s a critical component in today’s current economy.
No, it’s not irrational exuberance… but you’re getting close.
Figured it out yet?
OK
Here
it
is.
The shack in San Diego boasts a higher price tag per square foot, exceeding $1000/ square foot while the opulent mansion with views to the ends of the earth weighs in at a measly $975/ sqft.
Now that’s amore.
If you haven’t read the big news lately, I suggest you take a trip on over to Jon Lansner’s blog and read about Gary Watts’ Mea Culpa. Except if you’re expecting him to admit fault and take the blame for blind boosterism, you’ll need to wait for a while.
What does he blame it on? Banks. Duh. Isn’t that what everyone else is blaming it on?
OK, even in a way, I blame the banks too, but that doesn’t excuse the absolute unbelievable disregard for history, facts, trends, or truth. However, I will extend an olive branch to Gary: on one condition. The condition is that I can get some of his speaking engagements (or at least as a ride along). I figure that if the real estate industry is so brain dead that it can not only believe his past published crap, but buy it hook line and sinker, I have nothing to lose, and a whole lot of speaking fees to gain.
Some choice quotes from Lansner’s bag:
“I apologize for not knowing what Wall Street did to our mortgages,” Watts told about 360 attendees during the associations annual membership meeting at the Irvine Marriott. “I had no idea how Wall Street restructured these loans.”
No accounting for affordability? No accounting for sales volume preceding price? No memory of the written lashings he received publicly on blogs? Does he have no memory of this?
Didn’t I write some verbal poundings here on this blog? If searching Gary Watts on Google, my articles and sites linking to my articles were consistently on page 1 in the searches. Did he really not know what was said about him?
What else?
Watts said today, however, that the tide of foreclosures likely will mean that the housing market will remain soft into 2009. He noted that short sales, or sales with asking prices below the owner’s mortgage balance, are taking at least six weeks to gain approval from lenders, forcing even more homeowners into foreclosure.
“It’s just inevitable that (foreclosures are) going to spill into the 2009 market,” he said. While a rebound still is possible this year, Watts said, he called the market too difficult to predict.
This is one thing that I am agreeing with him on. The market is in such a disarray that it’s nearly impossible to predict what will happen through 2009.
Despite what the bottom callers are now saying, they are forgetting the achilles heel of housing. It goes like this:
1. Banks cannot hold nonperforming assets on their balance sheet. Regulators will not allow it. Bond covenants of RMBSs will not allow it. Noone can hold onto REO property for very long. They will price it to move, and if it doesn’t move, they’ll cut until it does.
2. A recession is a terrible time to sell houses, especially in bulk, or if you have to as above. Buyers need to be assured they are getting a good deal before they are sure.
3. Increasing numbers of NODs and NOTs ensures a parabolic supply of future REOs coming on the market for at least another 10 months, possibly as much as 36 months for Orange County because of the impending neg-am crisis about to unfold in 2009 and 2010.
4. Whatever buyers there are today are still just setting bargaining points for future buyers. The demographics of the situation does not allow it to be the bottom at this point.
5. Voila! The longer to wait will ensure lower prices. This will likely be the case for the rest of the decade. We’ll refresh predictions in 6 months.
I’ll part with an analysis of Gary’s assessment:
He also believes that subprime lending gets a bum rap for causing the housing slump. Rising subprime delinquencies merely acted as a catalyst, tipping a range of bundled “structured investment vehicles” into increasing trouble that alarmed Wall Street investors.
“It was so complicated. It’s a nightmare. A real estate credit crunch usually lasts six months, and this one, we’re in it almost a year, and it’s still not straightened out,” Watts said.
Jeebus, this guy is just reams of material. It wasn’t, and isn’t just subprime. It’s everything and I’m pretty sure he’s referring to MBS, not SIVs. Credit crunches have been fairly uncommon, the last one of a similar magnitude in US history might have been the one directly preceding the 1930′s Great Depression. And, those kinds of credit crunches take years to recover from the immediate effects, but the long-term effects were felt for more than a generation. It’s likely that Gary Watts will be worm food before we see reckless abandon in lending like that again. (at least I hope for the sake of all fiat currencies everywhere).
If you’re not in the know on the recent bailout news, there are 3 main points to be aware of:
1. It seems that Bank of America essentially wrote the Dodd Bailout Bill along with Countrywide (merger expected soon). They have probably the most to gain with a generous bailout bill. It helps noone since it doesn’t resolve the fundamental problem of affordability in house, in fact it makes the problem worse. Ever wonder why the 90′s in Japan were referred to as the “lost decade”? It’s because their banking system did the same thing we’re trying to do here. Anyone else see the problem with not punishing gambling banks and housing speculators?
2. The “Subprime Six” were a group of lawmakers given special treatment in exchange for what? What exactly did Senator Dodd besides favorable treatment in his housing financing? What else could be lurking in his past? If you haven’t read about the “Subprime Six”, follow the link. Investor Business Daily, the Wall Street Journal, and the LA times have picked up the story. It’s a story of insider grift and political pandering. If it weren’t so real and true, it might remind me of one of my favorite film lines:
Stuart: Well, it’s a well-known fact, Sunny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as “The Pentavret.” Who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as “The Meadows.”
Tony: So, who’s in this “Pentavret?”
Stuart: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oooh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Oooh you’re gonna buy my chicken, oooh…”
Charlie: Dad? How can you hate the Colonel?
Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.
3. For all of the crap that our President Bush gets, at least he has the foresight to threaten a veto to said bill. There should be no bailout, not just because it’s not fair and would embolden speculators, but because it’s destined to put our banking system in jeapordy for the forseeable future with taxpayers footing the bill. It’s generally understood that this bill has to be done and voted on by July 4th if it is to carry. Any senator that signs this (if it passes) is hopefully going to be thoroughly trounced in the upcoming elections. This is not only unreasonable, it’s unamerican. This place is going to hell in a handbasket. If something like that goes through, I’ll be posting a list of every person that voted for it and their political affiliation here as a feature story.
So, what do I recommend? I’d say get a year’s worth of food and 6 month’s worth of remaining expenses together, if our politicians have any say in it, this is going to be one whopper of a crash and accompanying recession. On the lighter side of things, our grandchildren will be still paying so that people like this can “keep” their homes (and by homes, I mean plural, because, isn’t every good American not just entitled, but guaranteed to own more than one house?).
I’ve had opportunities to show how much I trounce the market before. And, frankly, some wondered why I wasn’t spending as much time on the blog lately. Well, here’s why:
If I had followed conventional wisdom and sold in may, I’d be a bit behind where I am now. It’s not bad that I’m outpacing the S&P500 by 30% this year. I’m happy with the results so far.
Investing takes a lot of time to get it right, and frankly, I’m just now reaping the rewards of investments made more than 1 year ago.
Thanks for all of you sticking around, and most of all listening to my jack-assed comments about how great I am at market timing.
There’s still room for a fund in the future!

