Chuck Ponzi February 11th, 2007
The Devil tells a Real Estate Agent, “Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agentalive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.”
“Well,” says the Real Estate Agent, “what do I have to do in return?”
The Devil smiles, “Well, of course you have to give me your soul,” he says, “but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children’s children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity.”
“Wait a minute,” the Real Estate Agent says cautiously, “What’s the catch?”
Chuck Ponzi February 3rd, 2007
For this week’s joke, we’ve got to poke fun at the sheer number of real estate agents: there are now one for every 70 people in California!
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a real estate agent!”
The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate agent!”
Enjoy!
Chuck Ponzi January 27th, 2007
I’m going to start off a regular feature on this blog… featuring Real Estate Jokes. Jokes that make fun of some aspect of real estate.
This week’s gem?
Ask for a Raise
“I have to have a raise in my commission,” the agent said to his manager. “There are three other companies after me.”
“Is that so?” asked the manager. “What other companies are after you?”
“The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”
Have a great week!
John Doe
